The Frappé Republic of The Crescenia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Paweł Szczęsny with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.621 billion Cresteans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brooklyn. The average income tax rate is 61.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Crestean economy, worth 211 trillion €uros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,272 €uros, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Paweł Szczęsny's most personal functions, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and coalition governments are essential to passing new laws. Crime is totally unknown. The Crescenia's national animal is the Shima Enaga Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Frappichism.

The Crescenia is ranked 34,386^th in the world and 41^st in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 5,204.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.